Whitey's Booze 'N
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B | C- | Down Almost Across
The Board, If It Weren't For Fried Veggies Would Have Fallen Farther. |
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It doesn’t happen as often as you might think
but someone had an idea to take us to a new place which was very
nice of them since we have been dragging them around to some goofy
places as of late. We headed to Richfield and a place called
Whitey’s Booze and Burgers, sounds like fun. The building has a much
nicer exterior than you would imagine from the name alone. Make sure
you are aware of their hours before you head out, they don’t open
during the weekend (for food at least) until 4:00 which is why we
were headed out on Sunday. |
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Inside the doors the first thing that strikes you is the bar, large and square and all we could see, I started to worry this might be like Kevin O Bryans, all booze and no chews. Once you turn the corner you find a number of tables and booths and the place takes on a restaurant feel while maintaining the darker very woody feel of the interior. There is an outdoor volleyball court behind the restaurant and a league serious dart setup inside. Seems like a place people are congregating at on a regular basis. At first glance our server didn’t seem all that happy to see anyone as she was obviously not done with her side work, she did warm up some as the place got into a swing. We started with some Coliseum fries which were ridiculously awesome. Thick fresh cut and dark brown fries were inundated with their signature chili cheese and bacon. It looked and smelled more like a pizza when it hit the table. Something about the combo was stupendous. |
Oh Lawdy!!! These are Good! |
Wanted to Crawl in and Live There |
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Nice Version of Fried Cauliflower but Eclipsed by Fries |
The Cup of Famous Stuff |
Steph said they might be her favorite loaded fries ever. She particularly liked how the fries maintained their own integrity but still held on to gobs of the toppings instead of turning into a big mushy mess. A splash of bright astringent malt vinegar from the Grolsch bottles on the table added another layer and made them feel a little less “heavy” on the palate. Just great both ways.
A batter dipped cauliflower was not as
wonderful but way better than most fried veggies I have had. Simple
but tasty batter encased really fresh veg that still had enough
consistency to keep it interesting with a dip of ranch dressing.
Couldn’t hope to beat the fries but stood well on its own. Whitey’s
has made a name on it’s chili and we tried a couple of varieties the
beef and the Jim Beam bourbon steak. Thick and loaded with meat the
northern style chili does contain beans but they act more as an
additive for flavor than a filler and don’t detract from the meat or
spices. Speaking of spices, Whitey’s is not bashful about anything
and the chili has a comforting kick that might be a bit much if you
aren’t into that sort of thing. If you want more kick there are
condiments on the table that will get you there, if not get the
scoop of sour cream (Czar style with cheese and onions as well) to
ameliorate the heat, but try the chili either way, it’s classic and
a bit unique at the same time. |
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With or... |
Without. Both Are Solid, Meaty, Spicy Goodness. |
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Not having thought things through two burgers were delivered to the
table, the black and bleu and the Maggie. The Maggie is described on
the menu as overloaded with mushrooms and grilled onions. It was
ordered without the onions but Holy Moley; when they say overloaded
they mean it. There had to have been over a pint of mushrooms
cascading off of the burger and across the plate. The shrooms alone
were shared between three of us and went unfininshed. Just nuts. I
had the black and bleu which was topped with crumbled cheese, Cajun
mayo and jalapeno bacon. Jalapeno bacon? That’s what I thought. It
is what it sounds like and it is awesome, rich smokey porkitude and
a distinguishable smack of heat; nice with the cheese. |
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Now That's Overloaded With Shrooms |
What Toppings!!! Jalapeño Bacon? Come On. Delicious. |
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This was the second time I was oddly struck by the texture of the bun being well toasted (weirdly the last was Kevin O Bryans sliders) and how much it can add to a sandwich. Good patty, great toppings, insane portions, I will be back. Self loathing tells me I will have to try The Kiev burger which comes on on texas toast smothered with Whitey's Chili and topped with chopped onion, shredded Monterey cheese and sour cream. The menu states…Whitey Sez: You aint pickin this one up. So good, so wrong. A lot of business used to enter into Richfield on the coat tails of the Cavs and concerts and other events at the Coliseum. After five years of the Coliseum sitting empty it was torn down in 1999 and I would imagine the loss of foot traffic resulted in the end of many businesses. Whitey’s continues on, purveyors of booze, burgers and chili. It seems they have become their own draw instead of a place to eat on the way. Our visit was good enough to understand why, simple and familiar with a twist and attention to detail.
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I'm Telling You They are Good, Crazy Good. Lookit The Cheese. |
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B | C+ | B | A | N/A | B | ||
Super Fries | Nuthin Yet |